Britney Spears' "Toxic" Named "Sexiest Music Video of All Time"

British newspaper the Telegraph reported both the top ten sexiest as well as least sexiest music videos of all time.

The lists, a result of an online poll by music video website, reveals that either we're living in the sexiest era in the history of mankind, or that people who use the Internet have a compulsive attitude about sexiness.

Britney Spear's Joseph Kahn directed clip for "Toxic" topped the list. "She Wolf" by Shakira was runner-up and "Beat Again" by British boy band JLS came in third.

Eight of the top ten sexiest videos were released this decade, and four of them ("She Wolf", "Beat Again", "Untouchable" by British girl group Girls Aloud, and "Single Ladies" by Beyonce) are a year old or less. Have video producers really brought sexy back in such a dramatic way these past ten years?

The least sexy list was topped by Madonna's "Hung Up". Her John Travolta inspired disco video barely beat out "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. The "Least Sexy" list is a lot less 2000s-centric than the other one, with Pink's "Get The Party Started" the only other clip from the decade to make the top ten.

"So was this just the most roundabout way of saying that 20-somethings are hotter than 50-somethings? Go figure!" said chachwitablog on Idolator.

Let's be honest, if you say "Toxic" is the sexiest video ever, "Hung Up" can't be the least sexiest. "Hung Up" is what Britney is going to be doing in 30 years.

"I think number one and two in the Least Sexy category points to the general public’s fear and hatred of leotards," said Nicolars, another Idolator commenter.

People need to quit hating on leotards and realize that "Jump In My Car" by David Hasselhoff is much much worse than "Hung Up".

Sexiest Music Videos "of All Time"
1. "Toxic" - Britney Spears
2. "She Wolf" - Shakira
3. "Beat Again" - JLS
4. "Untouchable" - Girls Aloud
5. "Spinning Around" - Kylie Minogue
6. "Umbrella" - Rihanna
7. "Love, Sex, Magic" - Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake
8. "Pray" - Take That
9. "Single Ladies" - Beyonce
10. "Addicted To Love" - Robert Palmer

Least Sexiest Music Videos "of All Time"
1. "Hung Up" - Madonna
2. "Poker Face" - Lady Gaga
3. "Wannabe" - Spice Girls
4. "Get the Party Started" - Pink
5. "Never Gonna Give You Up" - Rick Astley
6. "You Are Not Alone" - Michael Jackson
7. "Do What You Like" - Take That
8. ""Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
9. "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" - Wham!
10. "Jump In My Car" - David Hasslehoff


Anonymous said...

David Hasselhoff is a sexy beast.

mac said...

You said Pink is the only one from this decade on the "least sexy" list, but Lady Gaga is on there, too. Does she not count because there's a strong possibility she isn't human? Yeah, that's what I figured.

hun*ter said...

Its true. She doesn't have a belly button because she wasn't born on this planet.

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